Joys of Pregnancy

Have you ever wanted to massage your butt in public? Have you ever had unbearable indigestion yet still felt hungry?  If not, obviously you have never experienced second trimester of pregnancy.  Many say that the second trimester is considered the "glory period" and the best time in pregnancy.  I don't know where these idiots get their informtion from, but I do not consider rubbing my butt in public while burping uncontrollably with burning acid reflux to be glorious.   Glorious is eating an unlimited supply of cheesecake without gaining a pound.  Glorious could even be sleeping in and watching T.V. all day.  Glorious is not a soccer ball belly, weird butt discomfort, and swallowing your own stomich acid so you do not throw up in a business meeting.  At least not to me.

Do you need any further description on how pregnancy is going today?  LOL!  It could possibly be that my first trimester and the first half of my second trimester were so easy that these past few weeks have completely caught me off guard.  As silly as it may seem, I had become comfortable and actually thought I would sail through pregnancy without a single discomfort.  I am now learning that is not going to happen.   I have reevaluated my goals and am now focusing on learning to deal with the discomfort.  Or at least learning to discreetly massage my left buttocks.